Chess Pick Up Lines

Are there any Chess Pick Up Lines?

Attention all chess enthusiasts! Are you tired of striking out with the ladies?

Have you ever found yourself at a tournament or a club meeting, staring longingly at that special someone across the room, but feeling too shy to make a move?

Do your moves on the board not translate to moves in the dating game?

Fear not, because I’ve got just the thing to help you out – Chess Pick Up Lines!

Yes, you read that right.

These cheesy, cringe-worthy lines may not guarantee a checkmate, but they will definitely get you noticed.

Who and Why would want to use Chess Pick Up Lines?

I know what you’re thinking, “who in their right mind would use chess puns to pick up girls?”

Well, probably no one, but just in case you’re feeling adventurous, here are some hilariously cringy chess pick up lines that will have you and your potential mate rolling their eyes and laughing.

Clean Chess Pick Up Lines

1. I lost my queen last game, but I think I just found her

2. Will you be my queen? Because I want to be your white knight

3. Oh my! What a beautiful set.

4. Come on baby knight my fire

5. Excuse me, but are you the French Defense? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need to study you more.

6. I want to make this a knight to remember.

7. I prefer a woman who is a chess player. Will you be mine?

8. I might not be a grandmaster, but I’d love to take you out for a knight on the town.

9. I’m like a king in chess, I’ll protect you no matter what.

10. Babe, I am waiting for your next move.

11. Why is chess just like real life? The king can only take a step at a time and the queen can do as she pleases.

12. The reason I want to date you is that chess players know how to mate perfectly.

Queen-related Chess Pick Up Line

1. Are you a queen, coz I have never met someone as strong as you.

2. Excuse me, but are you a pawn? Because I’d love to promote you to the queen.

3. I lost my queen last game, but I think I just found her

4. If life is a chess game, then you’re the queen that I want to checkmate.

5. Will you be my queen? Because I want to be your white knight

6. If you were my queen, I would mate you any time of the day

7. If chess were a language, you’d be my queen.

8. You must be a queen because you have all the power in this room.

9. If life is a chess game, then you’re the queen that I want to protect

10. You must be a chess queen because you have me under your command.

Chess Pick-up Lines – Chess Figures

1. Are you a knight? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m on a horse ride.

2. Are you a bishop? Because you’re the only one who can make me feel like I’m in checkmate.

3. Are you a rook? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m in a castle.

4. Are you a knight’s move away? Because I’m already planning my next move towards you.

5. Are you a pawn on the seventh rank? Because I’ll do anything to get you to the eighth rank.

6. Are you a pawn on the 7th rank? Because you are about to come as a queen.

7. if my rook was hanging would you take it?

8. You’re like a knight on the chessboard, always ready to make the right moves

9. I must be a knight, because I’ll always be there to defend your honor

10. Are you gonna take my bishop in your opening?

 

Best Chess PickUp Lines

from reddit

1. Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

2. Hey girl are you a queen? cause I’ve been trying to skewer you all night

3. If I left my rook hanging, would you promise to take it?

4. I lost my queen last game, but I think I just found her

5. So you wanna castle kingside or queenside?

6. I would mate you anytime of the day

7. Babe, accept my gambit and we will have some fun variations tonight.

8. I don’t have a fancy car or a six-pack, but I do have a set of chess pieces and a board. Want to play?

9. I might not be a grandmaster, but I’d love to take you out for a knight on the town.

 

from chess.com

1. Let’s get rid of that little pawn so I can enter your open file

2. I’ll be your knight in shining armor and give you a smothered mate

3. Get your queen ready cause Im about to FORK IT

4. I see a hole in your opening, and I’m going to infiltrate it with my rook

5. Want to see my pawn collection?

6. Hey are you thinking of mating? cuz you just gave me a rook.

7. Come on baby knight my fire

8. We are all here for mating

9. How are you at French?

10. Why don’t we get into a favorable position?

11. I can spell Dzindzichashvili with my tongue.

12. Are you gonna take my bishop in your opening?

Chess Pick-Up Lines for Him

1. Want to see my pawn collection?

   

2. If I were the king I would put my rook in your open file.

3. Hey, are you the Nimzo-Indian Defense? Because you’re making me feel like I need to protect you at all costs.

4. Will you come with me to see my pawn collection?

5. Hey girl, I would love to mate you.

6. I’m not a pawn, but I’d definitely make the first move for you.

7. I don’t have a fancy car or a six-pack, but I do have a set of chess pieces and a board. Want to play?

8. You’re like a chess game, always keeping me on the edge of my seat.

9. Come on baby knight my fire

10. I lost my queen last game, but I think I just found her

11. Do you play blitz chess? I promise I’d last more than 5 minutes.

12. Your bedroom or mine? I want to play chess with you all night.

 

Chess Pick-up Lines for a Girl

1. If you are looking for a way to break the ice with that cute chess player – why not try using one of these cheesy chess pick-up lines tailored for girls?

2. Is your name Ruy Lopez? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m in an opening book.

3. Are you a knight? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m on a horse ride.

4. Is your name Bobby Fischer? Because I’m in awe of your beauty and intelligence.

5. Are you a grandmaster? Because you know all my moves.

6. Do you want to come over and analyze my opening?

 

Chess Related Pick Up Lines

1. I want to make this a knight to remember.

2. Will you come with me to see my pawn collection?

3. I hope you’re ready for some check and mate because I’ve been thinking about you all-day

4. Do you want to come over and see my chess trophy collection?

5. Is your name Alekhine? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m in a beautiful combination.

6. Is your name Bobby Fischer? Because I’m in awe of your beauty and intelligence.

Do you play chess? Pick Up Lines

1. Do you play chess, because you have me feeling like I’m in a strategic game of love?

2. Do you play chess, because you have me feeling like I’m making all the right moves?

3. Do you play chess, because you have me in a state of strategized attraction?

4. Do you want to come over and see my chess trophy collection?

Are Pick-up Lines for Chess Players

1. Are you a chessboard, because I just can’t keep my eyes off you

2. Excuse me, but are you a discovered attack? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m always one step ahead of my opponents.

3. Hey, are you the Sicilian Defense? Because you’re playing hard to get, and I’m intrigued.

4. Excuse me, but are you the French Defense? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need to study you more.

5. Hey, are you the Nimzo-Indian Defense? Because you’re making me feel like I need to protect you at all costs.

6. Excuse me, but are you the Scotch Game? Because you’re making me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

7. Are you Sicilian? Because you have one flexible opening

Checkers Pick Up Lines

1. I’d love to jump you like a double jump.

2. You’re not just any piece, you’re the one I’ve been waiting to capture.

3. You must be a pro at checkers, because you’re making all the right moves on me.

4. I’m not great at checkers, but I’m willing to learn if it means I get to spend more time with you.

5. I may be new to checkers, but I’m already a pro at falling for you.

Magnus Carlsen Chess Pickup Line

perhaps the most epic pickup line that can be used was proposed by no other than Magnus Carlsen himself in an answer to a tweet from Jesse February

 

Not many people can use it though unless you pretend you are Magnus 😀

Hikaru Chess Pickup Line

There are not many chess pick-up lines from Hikaru – the famous one would be about exposed position – which you can watch in the tiktok video below. Other than that you most would be user-generated memes, some of which Hikaru is commenting on himself in this video 🙂

1. Hey Girl, do you have an exposed position? because I want to slide my rook into your back rank, and mate you.
2. Eyy Girl, you make my rook Lift.
3. A bishops pair ain’t bad – but you’ll like ma pair even better.
4. Sup girl, can I enter that backrank of yours?
5. I got some D4 you.
6. The English opening is nice, I prefer your bra opening
7. I’ve got a piece hanging you might want to grab

 

Well I hope you had fun reading these 😉